1. 05:01 30th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from do-you-have-a-flag

    elphabutts:

    if youre ever sad just remember that right now im playing cards against humanity and a custom black card came up that said “Marius, what’s wrong today?” and I put survivor’s guilt as my answer

     
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    bleep0bleep:

mad-madam-m:

bleep0bleep:

badwolfbadwolff:

I’ve found the name of Peter Hale’s gay werewolf pornography website.

OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT A WEREWOLF HOOTERS-TYPE RESTAURANT IN A WEREWOLVES ARE KNOWN SOCIETY 
PETER OPENS UP THIS SLEAZY DIVE JOINT FAMOUS FOR ITS GIANT PRETZEL KNOTS HURR HURR HURR 
DEREK IS ONE OF THE LONG SUFFERING WAITERS 


This is totally where Stiles spends his 21st birthday, isn’t it.

Derek hates this job, hates the fact that the summer before he starts his grad program that he’s so strapped for cash he’s willing to stoop to Peter’s level and cater to the the werewolf-fetishizing crowd. It’s demeaning and awful and if Derek never has to look at a giant pretzel again it’ll be too soon.
Unfortunately he makes amazing tips. 
Derek just has to stick it out for three more weeks. 
Tonight the crowd is pretty rowdy, and Derek sighs, tugging on the tight black bootyshorts that is his uniform, adjusts the white “shirt” links and straightens his bow tie. His chest is still stinging from yesterday’s wax job, and Derek can’t wait for the summer to be over and he can start growing out his chest hair again. 
There’s a group heartily drunk over getting seated in his section already, having started off at the bar while they were waiting for a table. They all cheer and hoot when Derek approaches them, and there’s a guy wearing the silly paper crown that says “HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY” sitting with his back to Derek.
"How are you all doing tonight?" Derek asks. 
"Celebrating!" The floppy-haired one with the uneven jawline in the corner says, waving his hands in the air. "It’s Stiles’ birthday! You guys do, like a special thing for birthday guests right?" 
The pretty brunette girl next to him punches him in the shoulder and laughs. “Shut up, Scott, you know the birthday lap dance thing is just a rumor, it’s not a real thing.” 
Derek bites his lip and forces himself to laugh. “What can I get for you guys today?” 
They’re a happy group, and Derek takes down their drinks and orders of the garlic and pizza knot pretzels. He gets to the birthday boy last, who turns around to face Derek with a grin as his eyes trail up Derek’s bare torso.
Oh.
He’s really cute. 
"So how wet is the glazed knot?" he—Stiles, the other guy said— asks, licking his lips. "I mean, I want the full knot experience but I don’t want it too wet, but you know, just enough. I mean, will I be really full if I order it all for myself?" 
"Have you had a knot before?" Derek asks, throat a little dry.
"Nope," Stiles says, popping the p with his lips. "I’m kind of excited about it. Think I can take the whole thing?"
"Ye—yeah," Derek says.
"I was a little worried, but I feel a lot better about it now," Stiles says, and there’s a wink. "As long as you’re the one giving it to me."  

    bleep0bleep:

    mad-madam-m:

    bleep0bleep:

    badwolfbadwolff:

    I’ve found the name of Peter Hale’s gay werewolf pornography website.

    OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT A WEREWOLF HOOTERS-TYPE RESTAURANT IN A WEREWOLVES ARE KNOWN SOCIETY 

    PETER OPENS UP THIS SLEAZY DIVE JOINT FAMOUS FOR ITS GIANT PRETZEL KNOTS HURR HURR HURR 

    DEREK IS ONE OF THE LONG SUFFERING WAITERS 

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    This is totally where Stiles spends his 21st birthday, isn’t it.

    Derek hates this job, hates the fact that the summer before he starts his grad program that he’s so strapped for cash he’s willing to stoop to Peter’s level and cater to the the werewolf-fetishizing crowd. It’s demeaning and awful and if Derek never has to look at a giant pretzel again it’ll be too soon.

    Unfortunately he makes amazing tips. 

    Derek just has to stick it out for three more weeks. 

    Tonight the crowd is pretty rowdy, and Derek sighs, tugging on the tight black bootyshorts that is his uniform, adjusts the white “shirt” links and straightens his bow tie. His chest is still stinging from yesterday’s wax job, and Derek can’t wait for the summer to be over and he can start growing out his chest hair again. 

    There’s a group heartily drunk over getting seated in his section already, having started off at the bar while they were waiting for a table. They all cheer and hoot when Derek approaches them, and there’s a guy wearing the silly paper crown that says “HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY” sitting with his back to Derek.

    "How are you all doing tonight?" Derek asks. 

    "Celebrating!" The floppy-haired one with the uneven jawline in the corner says, waving his hands in the air. "It’s Stiles’ birthday! You guys do, like a special thing for birthday guests right?" 

    The pretty brunette girl next to him punches him in the shoulder and laughs. “Shut up, Scott, you know the birthday lap dance thing is just a rumor, it’s not a real thing.” 

    Derek bites his lip and forces himself to laugh. “What can I get for you guys today?” 

    They’re a happy group, and Derek takes down their drinks and orders of the garlic and pizza knot pretzels. He gets to the birthday boy last, who turns around to face Derek with a grin as his eyes trail up Derek’s bare torso.

    Oh.

    He’s really cute. 

    "So how wet is the glazed knot?" he—Stiles, the other guy said— asks, licking his lips. "I mean, I want the full knot experience but I don’t want it too wet, but you know, just enough. I mean, will I be really full if I order it all for myself?" 

    "Have you had a knot before?" Derek asks, throat a little dry.

    "Nope," Stiles says, popping the p with his lips. "I’m kind of excited about it. Think I can take the whole thing?"

    "Ye—yeah," Derek says.

    "I was a little worried, but I feel a lot better about it now," Stiles says, and there’s a wink. "As long as you’re the one giving it to me."  

     
  3. 02:30

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    Reblogged from aeducanswag

    Sophie Turner & Maisie Williams at the Entertainment Weekly Comic Con Party Photobooth.

    (Source: direwolvesz)

     
  4. Dylan O’Brien and Tyler Posey attend Entertainment Weekly’s Annual Comic-Con Celebration at Float at Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 26, 2014

    (Source: derekshales)

     
  5. 08:45 29th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from arrafrost

    Tags: pair

    [ one | two ]

    (Source: iwantcupcakes)

     
  6. 07:30

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    Reblogged from aeducanswag

    (Source: captainbormir)

     
  7. 06:15

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    Reblogged from arrafrost

    How do guys you keep it together on set? How do you get anything done? x

    (Source: forassgard)

     
  8. 05:01

    Notes: 2531

    Reblogged from cora-hale

    teen wolf girls + hanging out

     
  9. 03:45

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    Reblogged from erinpond

    ericnorseman:

    Hayley Atwell on playing Peggy Carter - for Mara

    My question is to Hayley: I was wondering how it feels to play such a strong female character in a comic universe full of strong male heroes. (x)

     
  10. 02:30

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    Reblogged from weaponizedwit

     
  11. 01:15

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    Reblogged from aeducanswag

    Stiles Running to Derek: 3x07 / 3x10 / 4x01

    (Source: bilesandthesourwolf)

     
  12. 07:30 14th Jul 2014

    Notes: 5445

    Reblogged from do-you-have-a-flag

    Tags: queue

    A fantastic early birthday present! Can’t wait to come and sweat on the red carpet, applaud everyone else winning. And then get drunk and dance! Hurray!
    — 

    Benedict Cumberbatch’s reaction to his Emmy nomination for Sherlock 

    Via @cvgg_voices

    (via sydriansex)

    (Source: cumberbatchweb)

     
  13. 06:15

    Notes: 25001

    Reblogged from scottmotherfuckinmccall

    Tags: queue

    tyaene:

    30 days of ASOIAF ♕ day twenty-six

    lines you wish hadn’t been cut from the show (pt. II)

     
  14. 05:01

    Notes: 94625

    Reblogged from scottmotherfuckinmccall

    Tags: queue

    I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.
     
  15. 03:45

    Notes: 4745

    Reblogged from raisesomehale

    Tags: queue

    dyleon:

    Derek?!
    Derek, come on!!