1. 07:30 1st Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from plotismade

    Tags: queue

    handpickedhappiness:

    nateswinehart:

    Being good to each other is so important, guys.

    That took a very unexpected turn…

     
  2. 05:00

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    Reblogged from sociopathictimelord

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    humoristics:

    A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

     
  3. 02:30

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    Reblogged from raisesomehale

    Tags: queue

    
I’ve been out here too longAnd I’ve just been lookin’ for somewhere to belongBarely holdin’ on, so can you save me now?

    I’ve been out here too long
    And I’ve just been lookin’ for somewhere to belong
    Barely holdin’ on, so can you save me now?

    (Source: akissforabite)

     
  4. 22:07 31st Aug 2014

    Notes: 148696

    Reblogged from victorianknickers

     
  5. 21:58

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    Tags: ignore mewhiningrargh

    *high pitched whining noise*

    WHY is everything with the label ‘maternity’ suddenly 4X as expensive? I just want camisoles that will cover this growing alien in my abdomen, dammit!

    ARGH.

     
  6. 21:56

    Notes: 1910

    Reblogged from p1013

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    muffinpines:

*throws paper airplanes made from x-files at scully*
believe

    muffinpines:

    *throws paper airplanes made from x-files at scully*

    believe

     
  7. 07:30

    Notes: 126027

    Reblogged from plotismade

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    technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

    technicalldifficulties:

    awwww-cute:

    My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

    oh my god

     
  8. 05:00

    Notes: 184

    Reblogged from fuckyesdeadpool

    Tags: queue

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    tom-aiac:

Memories from last year’s DragonCon: Malibu Deadpool!

    tom-aiac:

    Memories from last year’s DragonCon: Malibu Deadpool!

     
  9. 02:30

    Notes: 56453

    Reblogged from future-robin

    Tags: queue

    (Source: nitlon)

     
  10. 07:30 30th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from cakeisnotpie

    Tags: queue

    Nicholas Angel & Danny Butterman [1/8]
    "You’re off the fucking chain!"

     
  11. 05:00

    Notes: 8590

    Reblogged from timetravellingtimelord

    Tags: queue

    You actually got it? I was just kidding about the leg, I just thought it’d be funny!

    (Source: communified)

     
  12. 02:30

    Notes: 359842

    Reblogged from plotismade

    Tags: queue

    ruineshumaines:

    Liz Climo on Tumblr.

    Previoulsy: 1 - 2

     
  13. 05:01 30th Jul 2014

    Notes: 4589

    Reblogged from do-you-have-a-flag

    elphabutts:

    if youre ever sad just remember that right now im playing cards against humanity and a custom black card came up that said “Marius, what’s wrong today?” and I put survivor’s guilt as my answer

     
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    bleep0bleep:

mad-madam-m:

bleep0bleep:

badwolfbadwolff:

I’ve found the name of Peter Hale’s gay werewolf pornography website.

OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT A WEREWOLF HOOTERS-TYPE RESTAURANT IN A WEREWOLVES ARE KNOWN SOCIETY 
PETER OPENS UP THIS SLEAZY DIVE JOINT FAMOUS FOR ITS GIANT PRETZEL KNOTS HURR HURR HURR 
DEREK IS ONE OF THE LONG SUFFERING WAITERS 


This is totally where Stiles spends his 21st birthday, isn’t it.

Derek hates this job, hates the fact that the summer before he starts his grad program that he’s so strapped for cash he’s willing to stoop to Peter’s level and cater to the the werewolf-fetishizing crowd. It’s demeaning and awful and if Derek never has to look at a giant pretzel again it’ll be too soon.
Unfortunately he makes amazing tips. 
Derek just has to stick it out for three more weeks. 
Tonight the crowd is pretty rowdy, and Derek sighs, tugging on the tight black bootyshorts that is his uniform, adjusts the white “shirt” links and straightens his bow tie. His chest is still stinging from yesterday’s wax job, and Derek can’t wait for the summer to be over and he can start growing out his chest hair again. 
There’s a group heartily drunk over getting seated in his section already, having started off at the bar while they were waiting for a table. They all cheer and hoot when Derek approaches them, and there’s a guy wearing the silly paper crown that says “HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY” sitting with his back to Derek.
"How are you all doing tonight?" Derek asks. 
"Celebrating!" The floppy-haired one with the uneven jawline in the corner says, waving his hands in the air. "It’s Stiles’ birthday! You guys do, like a special thing for birthday guests right?" 
The pretty brunette girl next to him punches him in the shoulder and laughs. “Shut up, Scott, you know the birthday lap dance thing is just a rumor, it’s not a real thing.” 
Derek bites his lip and forces himself to laugh. “What can I get for you guys today?” 
They’re a happy group, and Derek takes down their drinks and orders of the garlic and pizza knot pretzels. He gets to the birthday boy last, who turns around to face Derek with a grin as his eyes trail up Derek’s bare torso.
Oh.
He’s really cute. 
"So how wet is the glazed knot?" he—Stiles, the other guy said— asks, licking his lips. "I mean, I want the full knot experience but I don’t want it too wet, but you know, just enough. I mean, will I be really full if I order it all for myself?" 
"Have you had a knot before?" Derek asks, throat a little dry.
"Nope," Stiles says, popping the p with his lips. "I’m kind of excited about it. Think I can take the whole thing?"
"Ye—yeah," Derek says.
"I was a little worried, but I feel a lot better about it now," Stiles says, and there’s a wink. "As long as you’re the one giving it to me."  

    bleep0bleep:

    mad-madam-m:

    bleep0bleep:

    badwolfbadwolff:

    I’ve found the name of Peter Hale’s gay werewolf pornography website.

    OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT A WEREWOLF HOOTERS-TYPE RESTAURANT IN A WEREWOLVES ARE KNOWN SOCIETY 

    PETER OPENS UP THIS SLEAZY DIVE JOINT FAMOUS FOR ITS GIANT PRETZEL KNOTS HURR HURR HURR 

    DEREK IS ONE OF THE LONG SUFFERING WAITERS 

    image

    This is totally where Stiles spends his 21st birthday, isn’t it.

    Derek hates this job, hates the fact that the summer before he starts his grad program that he’s so strapped for cash he’s willing to stoop to Peter’s level and cater to the the werewolf-fetishizing crowd. It’s demeaning and awful and if Derek never has to look at a giant pretzel again it’ll be too soon.

    Unfortunately he makes amazing tips. 

    Derek just has to stick it out for three more weeks. 

    Tonight the crowd is pretty rowdy, and Derek sighs, tugging on the tight black bootyshorts that is his uniform, adjusts the white “shirt” links and straightens his bow tie. His chest is still stinging from yesterday’s wax job, and Derek can’t wait for the summer to be over and he can start growing out his chest hair again. 

    There’s a group heartily drunk over getting seated in his section already, having started off at the bar while they were waiting for a table. They all cheer and hoot when Derek approaches them, and there’s a guy wearing the silly paper crown that says “HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY” sitting with his back to Derek.

    "How are you all doing tonight?" Derek asks. 

    "Celebrating!" The floppy-haired one with the uneven jawline in the corner says, waving his hands in the air. "It’s Stiles’ birthday! You guys do, like a special thing for birthday guests right?" 

    The pretty brunette girl next to him punches him in the shoulder and laughs. “Shut up, Scott, you know the birthday lap dance thing is just a rumor, it’s not a real thing.” 

    Derek bites his lip and forces himself to laugh. “What can I get for you guys today?” 

    They’re a happy group, and Derek takes down their drinks and orders of the garlic and pizza knot pretzels. He gets to the birthday boy last, who turns around to face Derek with a grin as his eyes trail up Derek’s bare torso.

    Oh.

    He’s really cute. 

    "So how wet is the glazed knot?" he—Stiles, the other guy said— asks, licking his lips. "I mean, I want the full knot experience but I don’t want it too wet, but you know, just enough. I mean, will I be really full if I order it all for myself?" 

    "Have you had a knot before?" Derek asks, throat a little dry.

    "Nope," Stiles says, popping the p with his lips. "I’m kind of excited about it. Think I can take the whole thing?"

    "Ye—yeah," Derek says.

    "I was a little worried, but I feel a lot better about it now," Stiles says, and there’s a wink. "As long as you’re the one giving it to me."  

     
  15. 02:30

    Notes: 34394

    Reblogged from aeducanswag

    Sophie Turner & Maisie Williams at the Entertainment Weekly Comic Con Party Photobooth.

    (Source: direwolvesz)