when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
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Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”
Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.
I am done.
Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”
i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed
I WROTE “SHUT UP SHAKESPEARE” AND HE WROTE “THE HANDSOME AND MARVELLOUS” AND POE CORRECTED IT TO “DREADFUL AND LONELY”
poe wrote “I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.”
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I’m tired of seeing debate on this. Prostitutes and sex workers of other kinds sell a service. If you purchase that service, you are a customer. If you, without consent, abuse their rights as a human, that is not tantamount to theft. It’s a human rights abuse. If you punch a boxer, you aren’t stealing their time as a professional to see their reaction. You are assaulting them, and the law will recognize this and punish you accordingly. Rape of prostitutes, however, is a much more serious and common abuse, and it is significantly less punished by law enforcement and societally regarded as a non-issue. I’m a martial artist. Compared to the average person, I am much more mentally prepared for the possibility of a physical attack. It is the milieu I immerse myself in. That doesn’t mean I want to be attacked, or that it would be ok to attack me, and no one would ever make that logical leap. Prostitutes, while also more mentally prepared for the very real possibility they may be raped, are no more deserving of rape than I am of being assaulted. A non-consensual assault against a person, regardless of profession or mental preparation for attack, is clearly still a human rights abuse and the equivalent of assault, not theft. Stop debating this shit.
You. I like you.
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2013 MuchMusic Video Awards
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http://pixel-stardust.livejournal.com/23948.html
Wouldn’t it be awesome if bad guys used Tony as a power source?
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Trojan Condoms, 1993
BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.
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Sterek AU - Stiles ends up framed for Heather’s murder, and he goes to the one place he thinks the cops won’t look for him. Derek, annoyed at being woken up in the middle of the night, and being Derek, takes the chance to teach him a lesson.
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Dear GOD.
Death by cute.
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Mmm zuchinni with olive oil. Mmnoms…
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- Me : So, there's people in the fandom who aren't happy about Derek having a girlfriend.
- Husband : Right...
- Me : But then they remember that the production team hate Derek being happy and so any girlfriend he gets will likely get killed off!
- Husband : That sounds about right. Derek's like the show's punching bag.
- Me: Exactly!
- Husband : Maybe they'll get him a boyfriend, instead.
- Me : Probably. I mean, given how he's been treated by women in the past it's understandable that he'd look at other options.
- Husband : You think?
- Me : Given that the first woman he was intimate with proceeded to burn his house to the ground with his entire family inside...
- Husband : That's enough to turn anyone gay.
