1. 14:49 7th May 2012

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    Reblogged from flatbear

    flatbear:

stickthisbig:

royalfan:

My cell phone and the TV remote.  That might actually help depending on who I get to call and how fast they can get here…

Um, generously, we’ve got The Linguistics of Maya Writing and a blanket. The Linguistics of Maya Writing is, as you might expect, very large, so we can give the zombies a hell of a blanket party, but then that’ll be it.

Hawkeye and my tablet. CLINT’S GOT DIS AND I’M GOING TO CAPTURE THE OCCASION IN GLORIOUS DIGITAL MEDIA.

…the fact that I have a firearm under the second arrow should be a little disconcerting, right?

    flatbear:

    stickthisbig:

    royalfan:

    My cell phone and the TV remote.  That might actually help depending on who I get to call and how fast they can get here…

    Um, generously, we’ve got The Linguistics of Maya Writing and a blanket. The Linguistics of Maya Writing is, as you might expect, very large, so we can give the zombies a hell of a blanket party, but then that’ll be it.

    Hawkeye and my tablet. CLINT’S GOT DIS AND I’M GOING TO CAPTURE THE OCCASION IN GLORIOUS DIGITAL MEDIA.

    …the fact that I have a firearm under the second arrow should be a little disconcerting, right?

    (Source: agiledragon)

     
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