My cell phone and the TV remote. That might actually help depending on who I get to call and how fast they can get here…
Um, generously, we’ve got The Linguistics of Maya Writing and a blanket. The Linguistics of Maya Writing is, as you might expect, very large, so we can give the zombies a hell of a blanket party, but then that’ll be it.
Hawkeye and my tablet. CLINT’S GOT DIS AND I’M GOING TO CAPTURE THE OCCASION IN GLORIOUS DIGITAL MEDIA.
…the fact that I have a firearm under the second arrow should be a little disconcerting, right?