1. 16:57 12th Aug 2013

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    Reblogged from exfatalist

    Tags: oh hellthe avengersso meta

    goodboydummy:

    ok but imagine the avengers fandom in the actual avengers universe

    it would be exactly like us but so much more awful because like imagine ur a tony stark fangirl and u live in new york. imagine walking by the fucking stark tower every day and thinking about all the fics you’ve read about what goes on in there between tony and steve and wondering when theyre going to adopt that new spiderman kid who’s been getting in the papers lately

     
  2. flatbear:

    Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.

    Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!

     
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  4. itselementarymydearjoan:

    The Avengers as some of the Good Omens characters

     
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    memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: some-scribbles
While S.H.I.E.L.D. regrets that Agent Barton’s responsibilities re: saving the Earth kept him once again from the Olympic trials, he is not to use cardboard cutouts of the Italian Archery Team as practice targets.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: some-scribbles

    While S.H.I.E.L.D. regrets that Agent Barton’s responsibilities re: saving the Earth kept him once again from the Olympic trials, he is not to use cardboard cutouts of the Italian Archery Team as practice targets.]

     
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    memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Patrick
The transuniversal wormhole on Deck Three will be permanently sealed off at 0900 hours today. Will Mr. Stark please return the Golden Lasso before Princess Diana punches him into orbit AGAIN?
Agent Barton will also forfeit all winnings from last night’s arm-wrestling match between Dr. Banner and Superman.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: Patrick

    The transuniversal wormhole on Deck Three will be permanently sealed off at 0900 hours today. Will Mr. Stark please return the Golden Lasso before Princess Diana punches him into orbit AGAIN?

    Agent Barton will also forfeit all winnings from last night’s arm-wrestling match between Dr. Banner and Superman.]

     
  11. (Source: lawyerupasshole)

     
  12. hoursago:

    clint encounters a mirror, becomes agitated

     
  13. hoursago:

    clint encounters a mirror, becomes agitated

     
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  15. andwebegin:

     agent coulson & barton in a mission.

    parallel to this.


    “target in sight.”

    “roger that, boss.”

    a pause. “where are you, agent?”

    “…somewhere.”

    phil sighs. “i need you with me when i introduce myself to our target.”

    “oh right, gay couple, happily married. i’m coming right up.”

    —-

    “…uhm, phil?”

    “yes?”

    “i think i lost my fake wedding ring.”

    —-

    “when this is all over, do you want to have coffee?”

    “are you sure this is the right time to be asking that?” phil huffs.

    clint sidesteps a punch as he glances over his shoulder. “please, they are amateurs. so?”

    it’s the truth. ten minutes into the fight and they are the only ones standing. “fine, only after this mission is over.”

    —-

    clint laughs outright. “so you’re telling me that you put down two armed robbers with a bag of flour?”

    “somewhat.”

    he grins. “never ever judge a man by his suit.”

    “i’ll drink to that.”