1. flatbear:

    Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.

    Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!

     
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    thelifeandtimesofaboyandhiscat:

D’aw.
     
  5. idontbelieveawordyousay:

    Thor has a hankering for some rainbow ice cream, but darn that Heimdall! He won’t open the Bifrost!  

     

    (Source: theevilcoffeebean)

     
  6. thorlokid:

    Chris Hemsworth for GQ (US) — JULY 2012

     
  7. ajacquelineofalltrades:

    THE Agent of SHIELD

    (Source: paralysedbeaver)

     
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    pyrebomb:

Always reblog Asgardian hair jokes.

    pyrebomb:

    Always reblog Asgardian hair jokes.

    (Source: dj-jellybeans)

     
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    (Source: uncommentary)

     
  10. Watching 'Thor' with my Dad, part 3

    1. Dad: Wait, Loki's destroying all the frost giants even though he is one?
    2. Me: Yup.
    3. Dad: Why?
    4. Me: He's trying to prove to his father, and by extension all of Asgard, that he's really one of them and that he's worthy and mansome like Thor. Also, self-loathing.
    5. Dad: If I were his dad, this wouldn't have happened.
    6. Me: If you were Loki's dad, our children would be born without eyelids.
    7. Later
    8. Dad: OH NO
    9. Me: Calm it down, dad.
    10. Dad: HE'S CRYING AGAIN. I HATE IT WHEN HE CRIES. MAKE HIM STOP.
    11. Me: *sigh* Oh, would that I could.
    12. Dad: Do you think if I gave Odin a cow and some goats he would agree to have Loki marry you so you can make sure he never cries again?
    13. Me: First of all, you live in the suburbs and have no livestock to speak of. Second, probably not, as I am a commoner and kind of gross-looking. Third, I strongly object to the prospect of being bartered.
    14. Dad: You're right.
    15. Me: Thank you.
    16. Dad: I'd probably have to give him two cows.
    17. Later
    18. Dad: Loki just did a pole dance.
    19. Me: *laugh*
    20. Dad: He sits with his legs spread like a cheap strumpet and he twirls on a pole.
    21. Me: *laugh*
    22. Dad: Loki's a slut.
    23. Later
    24. Thor: *pins Loki down with Mjolnir*
    25. Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    26. Loki: *yell* *squirm* *grunt*
    27. Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA!
    28. Later
    29. Loki: I could have done it, father!
    30. Dad: Oh my god.
    31. Odin: No, Loki.
    32. Dad: SHUT UP ANTHONY HOPKINS YOU NEGLECTFUL ASSHOLE. IF LOKI WERE MY SON I WOULD BE NICE TO HIM.
    33. Me: *ruptures internal organs trying not to laugh*
    34. Loki: ...
    35. Dad: OH NO OH NO OH NO
    36. Loki: *lets go of the spear*
    37. Dad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    38. Thor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    39. Odin: No.
    40. Dad: DAMNIT ODIN YOU AREN'T UPSET ENOUGH
    41. Me: Dad, don't give yourself a palpitation.
    42. Later
    43. Dad: WTF Loki just comitted suicide and these assholes are throwing a feast and partying.
    44. Me: ...
    45. Dad: Assholegard!!!!
    46. THE END
     
  11. Watching 'Thor' with my Dad, part 2

    1. Dad: Hey, do you feel like some GoLean Crunch?
    2. Later
    3. Dad: Poor Thor, having problems with his hammer. I've been there, buddy.
    4. Me: DAD NO DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THIS.
    5. Dad: DOES IT FREAK YOU OUT?
    6. Me: YES.
    7. Dad: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WHEN YOU AND YOUR MOTHER MAKE JOKES ABOUT PERIODS AND STUFF.
    8. Me: PERIODS ARE HILARIOUS.
    9. Dad: SO ARE PENISES.
    10. Me: NOT WHEN THEY'RE ATTACHED TO FAMILY MEMBERS.
    11. Dad: PERIODS AREN'T FUNNY WHEN THEY'RE HAPPENING TO FAMILY MEMBERS.
    12. Me: THEY ARE STILL FUNNY EVEN THEN. MAYBE FUNNIER.
    13. Dad: Shh, Loki's talking!
    14. Me: ...
    15. Dad: ...Odin didn't die. Why did Loki say Odin died?
    16. Me: He was lying.
    17. Dad: Why did he lie?
    18. Me: Because he does things like that.
    19. Dad: Well, that's not very nice.
    20. Later
    21. Dad: Why are Thor's asshole friends going to go get Thor even after Loki told them no? He's the king!
    22. Me: They're defying him.
    23. Dad: But he's the king!
    24. Me: I guess they don't care.
    25. Dad: Assholes.
    26. Later
    27. Dad: OH MY GOD ITS A TRANSFORMER. I DIDN'T KNOW TRANSFORMERS WERE IN THOR.
    28. Me: They aren't, it's a Destroyer, not a-
    29. Dad: TRANSFORMERS IS DOING A CROSSOVER WITH THOR I LOVE THIS MOVIE.
    30. Later
    31. Dad: If Loki was helping the frost giants, why did he kill them just now?
    32. Me: He was tricking them.
    33. Dad: So he used his catatonic father as bait?
    34. Me: Yeah.
    35. Dad: That seems irresponsible.
     
  12. Fix-It: a story of some Coulson, some doughnuts, and some fixing.

    erebusodora:

     It was very wise of you to decide to return. (…) There was something inappropriate in your absence.
    - Max Frei, ‘The Volunteers of Eternity’.



    -=VOCABULARY=-

    FIX-IT (fandom term, adj.) - a descriptive epithet for a fan fiction, that fixes something in original, canon version of mentioned events. E.g., fiction can fix marriage, romantic notions, unreleased tension.
    Or even death.
    COULSON EVENT (fact) - also known as Schrödinger Coulson; the only thing in Marvel’s The Avengers you can really spoil.
    DOUGHNUT (noun, specific) - also known as ‘donut’; a type of fried dough confectionery or dessert food. Symbolizes peaceful eternity in its sweetest form. Fondly associated with better side of Jörmungandr in some religions.

    Cover | Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4
    Page 5 | Page 6 | Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9
    Page 10 | Page 11 | Page 12 | Page 13 | Credits  

    Worked on this for nearly a month, on my own, after the working hours; still, I hope my lack of time didn’t have way too much influence on the quality of the finished story… 
    Anyway.
    I feel like I need to mention my working soundtrack.
    These songs truly helped me in painting this))

    Nina Hagen, “Right On Time” [listen here]
    The National, “Mistaken For Strangers” [listen here]
    Esben and the Witch, “Marching Song” [listen here]
    Abney Park, “Evil Man” [listen here]
    Katzenjammer, “Land Of Confusion” [listen here
    Soul Coughing, “Unmarked Helicopters” [listen here
    Tom Waits, “New Coat Of Paint” [listen here]

     
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  14. andwebegin:

     agent coulson & barton in a mission.

    parallel to this.


    “target in sight.”

    “roger that, boss.”

    a pause. “where are you, agent?”

    “…somewhere.”

    phil sighs. “i need you with me when i introduce myself to our target.”

    “oh right, gay couple, happily married. i’m coming right up.”

    —-

    “…uhm, phil?”

    “yes?”

    “i think i lost my fake wedding ring.”

    —-

    “when this is all over, do you want to have coffee?”

    “are you sure this is the right time to be asking that?” phil huffs.

    clint sidesteps a punch as he glances over his shoulder. “please, they are amateurs. so?”

    it’s the truth. ten minutes into the fight and they are the only ones standing. “fine, only after this mission is over.”

    —-

    clint laughs outright. “so you’re telling me that you put down two armed robbers with a bag of flour?”

    “somewhat.”

    he grins. “never ever judge a man by his suit.”

    “i’ll drink to that.”

     
  15. did Clint call Darcy ‘sir’?

    did Clint call Darcy ‘sir’?