1. julianstark:

“Get down off your soapbox, Stark.”
“Says the man preaching about heroics and sacrifice.”
“No literally, you’re standing on a box. Get off.”

    julianstark:

    “Get down off your soapbox, Stark.”

    “Says the man preaching about heroics and sacrifice.”

    “No literally, you’re standing on a box. Get off.”

    (Source: mortalscience)

     
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    dr-kara:

When Clint offered to dress up in a costume that went with Coulson’s he assumed the archer would choose Bucky or Dumdum Dugan (Clint’s favorite Howling Commando).
He should have known better.

    dr-kara:

    When Clint offered to dress up in a costume that went with Coulson’s he assumed the archer would choose Bucky or Dumdum Dugan (Clint’s favorite Howling Commando).

    He should have known better.

     
  4. Headcanon

    justaratherveryintelligentsystem:

    JARVIS plays a lot of online gambling type games and being a computer he wins every time. Unbeknownst to even Tony, JARVIS has saved up a hefty little nest egg this way, despite it being unlikely that a computer would ever need his own money.

     
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    thelifeandtimesofaboyandhiscat:

D’aw.
     
  6. 
Agent Phil Coulson just hit the big time.
He’s getting a Hot Toys Collectible release. 

    Agent Phil Coulson just hit the big time.

    He’s getting a Hot Toys Collectible release. 

     
  7. 20:17 21st Jul 2012

    Notes: 14016

    Reblogged from exfatalist

    Tags: avengersall the babies

    exfatalist:

    nami64:

    the ‘avengers franchise’ cast sort of…
    iron man 1-2 | thor | captain america | the avengers

    samuel l jackson, jaimie alexander, stanley tucci, robert downey jr, chris hemsworth, mark ruffalo, tom hiddleston, don cheadle, chris evans, jeremy renner, dominic cooper, kat dennings, natalie portman, scarlett johansson, sam rockwell,tommy lee jones, haley atwell, cobie smulders, sebastian stan, stellan skarsgard, clark gregg, idris elba, gwyneth paltrow, anthony hopkins

    I love how everyone looks so fucking serious.

    Then you have Haley Atwell and Clark Gregg just like “:D” and “>:3” respectively.

    LIFE RUINERS. RUINERS OF LIVES.

     
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    timelordy-teganbreann:

I couldn’t stop myself

    timelordy-teganbreann:

    I couldn’t stop myself

     
  9. 00:17 19th Jun 2012

    Notes: 224

    Reblogged from reducto1

    Tags: avengersaccurate

    the avengers according to my 3 year old cousin:

    1. robot man
    2. cap merica
    3. four
    4. hawkman
    5. thats a hulk
    6. scarlett
     
  10. kkatkkrap:

    NBD, just weeping.

    (Source: timgutterson)

     
  11. montypythonandtheholyblog:

    AU where all the Avengers are teachers—

    • Tony’s the smartass physics teacher, the one whose exams are impossibly difficult, but you can’t even hate him for that, because he tells the best stories and lets you swear and eat in class or use your phone, because he does all of that, too. He’ll basically let you get away with anything because he gives even less of a fuck than any of the students.
    • Bruce is the super nice math teacher, the blessed saint who grades homework on completion, and who’s always available to talk to outside of class to help you understand the material and makes you feel like a champ when you finally get that pesky quadratic equation thing down. And if you don’t, well don’t worry about it, he gives plenty of opportunities for extra credit, because he sees the best in everyone.
    • Thor’s the gym teacher who thinks he’s doing the nerds a favor when he gives them one-on-one attention (“Come now, scrawny one! I shall do these 10 push-ups with you!”); he’s also the football coach who’s in better shape than anyone on the team.
    • Loki teaches European history, but his classroom window overlooks the track, where Thor’s classes are always making noise, and sometimes Thor catches Loki looking out the window and booms, “BROTHER, JOIN US IN THIS ROUSING MATCH OF KICKBALL,” and the students think it’s hilarious, but every time they laugh, Loki slams the window shut and gives them a pop quiz.
    • Steve teaches American history, and is blissfully unaware of how much high school kids know about sex, and is astonished at what he sees in the halls between classes. You absolutely cannot swear in his class because he’ll write you up, no exceptions. He’s also the coach of the really sucky baseball team, but firmly believes they always “try their best,” no matter how bad the score.
    • Natasha’s the hot foreign language teacher that everyone’s terrified of. She gives speaking tests all the time, and docks major points if you speak without an accent. If she catches you texting in class, she takes your phone and changes it to the most obscure language in the settings, and she’ll only change it back if you give her a rundown of what you were texting about in the first place—in whatever language she’s teaching.
    • Clint teaches English, and the thought of disappointing him by getting a bad grade or not turning in your homework makes your insides turn, because he’s nothing but nice, and he’ll always write you a hall pass if you need one. Everyone knows he has a thing for Natasha—there’re rumors about an experience they shared while studying abroad in Budapest, of all places—and there are bets among the other teachers when he’s going to make a move.
    • Peter Parker’s a student teacher under Tony, and Tony sees this as just one more excuse to do whatever the fuck he wants during class, so he hangs out with Bruce, or pokes his head in the doorway to Steve’s classroom and shouts “SEX” then keeps walking like nothing happened. But one day Tony finds a note Peter left for him saying he couldn’t keep doing this because he couldn’t control the students, so Tony sends him a text saying the next day is on him, but he expects Peter to be back the day after that. Peter returns to students who are almost too well-behaved, and when he asks Tony what happened, Tony just smiles.
    • Principal Fury normally designates disciplinary practices to Assistant Principal Coulson, unless the kid is there on account of Steve (Fury wishes he had a dollar for every time Steve sent someone to the office for swearing or texting in class), because Coulson’s a huge baseball fan and followed Steve’s college career, and he could’ve played in the majors, but instead Steve chose to teach, so Coulson would always uphold Steve’s detention sentences because he worshiped him.
     
  12. hungariansherlockian:

    obsessive-fangirl:

    bortky:

    SuperWhoAvengeTorchLock | Earth’s Mightiest Hero’s

     

    I FUCKING NEED THIS!

    you know, I haven’t seen a single episode of Supernatural and the few excerpts in this make me want to watch all seven? eight? seasons. To the internet!

     
  13. the-nerdinator:

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! D:

    (Source: lucasbryants)

     
  14. Fix-It: a story of some Coulson, some doughnuts, and some fixing.

    erebusodora:

     It was very wise of you to decide to return. (…) There was something inappropriate in your absence.
    - Max Frei, ‘The Volunteers of Eternity’.



    -=VOCABULARY=-

    FIX-IT (fandom term, adj.) - a descriptive epithet for a fan fiction, that fixes something in original, canon version of mentioned events. E.g., fiction can fix marriage, romantic notions, unreleased tension.
    Or even death.
    COULSON EVENT (fact) - also known as Schrödinger Coulson; the only thing in Marvel’s The Avengers you can really spoil.
    DOUGHNUT (noun, specific) - also known as ‘donut’; a type of fried dough confectionery or dessert food. Symbolizes peaceful eternity in its sweetest form. Fondly associated with better side of Jörmungandr in some religions.

    Cover | Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4
    Page 5 | Page 6 | Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9
    Page 10 | Page 11 | Page 12 | Page 13 | Credits  

    Worked on this for nearly a month, on my own, after the working hours; still, I hope my lack of time didn’t have way too much influence on the quality of the finished story… 
    Anyway.
    I feel like I need to mention my working soundtrack.
    These songs truly helped me in painting this))

    Nina Hagen, “Right On Time” [listen here]
    The National, “Mistaken For Strangers” [listen here]
    Esben and the Witch, “Marching Song” [listen here]
    Abney Park, “Evil Man” [listen here]
    Katzenjammer, “Land Of Confusion” [listen here
    Soul Coughing, “Unmarked Helicopters” [listen here
    Tom Waits, “New Coat Of Paint” [listen here]

     
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    Guess who got a new set of Legos!?

    Guess who got a new set of Legos!?