1. flatbear:

    Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.

    Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!

     
  2. itselementarymydearjoan:

    The Avengers as some of the Good Omens characters

     
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    (Source: dan-castillo)

     
  4. Fix-It: a story of some Coulson, some doughnuts, and some fixing.

    erebusodora:

     It was very wise of you to decide to return. (…) There was something inappropriate in your absence.
    - Max Frei, ‘The Volunteers of Eternity’.



    -=VOCABULARY=-

    FIX-IT (fandom term, adj.) - a descriptive epithet for a fan fiction, that fixes something in original, canon version of mentioned events. E.g., fiction can fix marriage, romantic notions, unreleased tension.
    Or even death.
    COULSON EVENT (fact) - also known as Schrödinger Coulson; the only thing in Marvel’s The Avengers you can really spoil.
    DOUGHNUT (noun, specific) - also known as ‘donut’; a type of fried dough confectionery or dessert food. Symbolizes peaceful eternity in its sweetest form. Fondly associated with better side of Jörmungandr in some religions.

    Cover | Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4
    Page 5 | Page 6 | Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9
    Page 10 | Page 11 | Page 12 | Page 13 | Credits  

    Worked on this for nearly a month, on my own, after the working hours; still, I hope my lack of time didn’t have way too much influence on the quality of the finished story… 
    Anyway.
    I feel like I need to mention my working soundtrack.
    These songs truly helped me in painting this))

    Nina Hagen, “Right On Time” [listen here]
    The National, “Mistaken For Strangers” [listen here]
    Esben and the Witch, “Marching Song” [listen here]
    Abney Park, “Evil Man” [listen here]
    Katzenjammer, “Land Of Confusion” [listen here
    Soul Coughing, “Unmarked Helicopters” [listen here
    Tom Waits, “New Coat Of Paint” [listen here]

     
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  6. (Source: hawwkette)

     
    1. Tony: *throws self dramatically on couch with remote controls* alright it's the Bruce and Tony My Little Pony Power Hour.
    2. Coulson: *from the other room* Oh God... not my NetFlix queue...
    3. Bruce: Bronies. It's bronies time.
    4. Tony: Ooh yes, that or Ghost Adventures.
    5. Coulson: No. Watch My Little Pony.
    6. Bruce: Wow, Coulson said to watch My Little Pony, that never happens.
    7. Coulson: I don't want to listen to Tony screeching in terror for the rest of the night.
    8. Tony: Maybe we can alternate - watch an episode of Ghost Adventures and then temper it with My Little Pony.
    9. Bruce: You're just going to end up curled on the floor crying.
    10. Tony: Not true........ maybe true........ probably true.
     
  7. got the hiccups? there’s a headcanon for that.

    nympheline:

    Everyone who doesn’t know them personally thinks the Avengers are perfect. Everyone who does know them personally knows that the Avengers burp, fart, sing off-key, have morning breath, and make dumb faces during sex just like everybody else.

    (Okay, the general public knows about that last one. Hard not to, what with Tony constantly liking his own videos on YouTube and all.)

    The Avengers also hiccup.

    The first time he heard Natasha go “Hic!” Bruce looked over concernedly and said, “You know, some people think a good scare cures the hiccups. Want me to get the other guy?”

    Natasha’s eyes went wide and her diaphragm went still.

    Bruce smiled.

    The first time he heard Tony go “Hic!” (causing the arc reactor to spasm in time with Tony’s chest and creating an interesting disco effect for a split second), Bruce looked over concernedly and said, “You know, some people think a good scare cures the hiccups. Want me to get the other guy?”

    Tony’s mouth dropped open and he actually jumped up a down and clapped his hands with joy. “Man, that’d be perfect, that’s what I’m always saying, Brucie! Gotta let go, you know, gotta—hic!”

    Bruce dosed Tony with a spoonful of sugar, a half-teaspoon of salt, and, finally, a lemon wedge. Getting Tony to gnaw on a lemon wedge took so much begging and cajoling, and the face Tony made while swallowing the juice was so pathetic, that Bruce gave in and Hulked out as a reward. Positive reinforcement, right? How To Train Your Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist.

    Tony got so excited that he promptly got the hiccups again.

     
  8. ladynorthstar:

    yoshi12370:

    quomores:

    First video. Ever. Because Hulkeye gives me so many feels it must be spread. Like a virus

    EVERYONE WATCH THIS.

    And I’ll just be here crying over this perfect vid 

    THIS VIDEO IS PERFECTION

    OMG FEELS ALLOVER THE PLACE

    FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS

    BRILLIANT!

     
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    airawyn:

“Can we drop your ego for a moment? This is important.”
“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
- Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams

    airawyn:

    “Can we drop your ego for a moment? This is important.”

    “If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”

    Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams

     
  10. dramatis-echo:

“Well… that doesn’t look good.” Bruce muttered, staring out the window of Stark’s tower at the latest chaos unfolding before them.
Stark followed, staying close behind Bruce, but just as distracted by the inbound danger, “The only thing that should look good to you is me.”
“…Not the time, Tony.” Bruce sighed.

    dramatis-echo:

    “Well… that doesn’t look good.” Bruce muttered, staring out the window of Stark’s tower at the latest chaos unfolding before them.

    Stark followed, staying close behind Bruce, but just as distracted by the inbound danger, “The only thing that should look good to you is me.”

    “…Not the time, Tony.” Bruce sighed.

     
  11. paxieamor:

    marchingjaybird:

    TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 2)

    This needs to be a fic. I am going to write this fic.

    And I will love you forever for it and Nicki will murder me for the amount of love I will shower you with BUT IT WILL BE TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT.

    (Source: clintbartons)

     
  12. timelordy-teganbreann:

fassabendover:

I think what strikes me most about this is how the signatures have as much personality as their characters: Stark taking the center stage- confidently sprawled across the dead centre, Fury’s trying to edge in- the end cutting into Stark’s tail, Pott’s neat and pretty writing staying close to Stark’s, Rogers’s understated letters- including his alias to remind people who he was but not overdoing it to the point of writing “Captain America” or “/the/ Cap”, Romanoff’s classy and yet straight-standing cursives, Barton’s bold signature hooking through Romanoff’s- showmanship taking a page from Stark? (I love the arrow hehe), Thor’s runic-looking signature- the T with its hanging arm almost looking like a hammer, Loki’s sleek writing may be near the corner- but it’s large enough to still grab your attention (note that his and Thor’s are on opposite corners and his is also larger than Thor’s signature), Coulson staying conservative (why so close to Loki though sobs) - his signature looking like a cross between the two that sandwich it- a sign of adaptibility perhaps?, Hill’s elegant signature strongly stands out with style despite its relative size, and last but not least, Banner’s quiet and humble (almost and the most illegible) autograph- pretty much makes it look like he might very well be the last one to sign and attempts to fit right in by filling that space.

Perfect comment is perfect

    timelordy-teganbreann:

    fassabendover:

    I think what strikes me most about this is how the signatures have as much personality as their characters: Stark taking the center stage- confidently sprawled across the dead centre, Fury’s trying to edge in- the end cutting into Stark’s tail, Pott’s neat and pretty writing staying close to Stark’s, Rogers’s understated letters- including his alias to remind people who he was but not overdoing it to the point of writing “Captain America” or “/the/ Cap”, Romanoff’s classy and yet straight-standing cursives, Barton’s bold signature hooking through Romanoff’s- showmanship taking a page from Stark? (I love the arrow hehe), Thor’s runic-looking signature- the T with its hanging arm almost looking like a hammer, Loki’s sleek writing may be near the corner- but it’s large enough to still grab your attention (note that his and Thor’s are on opposite corners and his is also larger than Thor’s signature), Coulson staying conservative (why so close to Loki though sobs) - his signature looking like a cross between the two that sandwich it- a sign of adaptibility perhaps?, Hill’s elegant signature strongly stands out with style despite its relative size, and last but not least, Banner’s quiet and humble (almost and the most illegible) autograph- pretty much makes it look like he might very well be the last one to sign and attempts to fit right in by filling that space.

    Perfect comment is perfect

     
  13. did you know that nick fury’s got an eye on you

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    askashieldagent:

Aaaand we’re back. Immense thanks to everyone who supported and contributed to the personal drama over the weekend. We wouldn’t have survived it without the astounding kindness of strangers <3

    askashieldagent:

    Aaaand we’re back. Immense thanks to everyone who supported and contributed to the personal drama over the weekend. We wouldn’t have survived it without the astounding kindness of strangers <3