1. BBC, darling… we need this

    annagarny:

    We need a 12-month calendar with a selection your lovely actors in it.

    We would request the following

    Mr January to be Mr Cumberbatch… in that purple shirt… or his sheet. Your discretion.

    Mr February - Likely Mr Eccleston in that leather jacket.

    Mr March - Mr Scott (of course) in something tailored, he’s rather scrumptious in Westwood… and Reiss.

    Mr April - Mr Smith, of course. In his bow tie. That should do it.

    Mr May - Mr Darvill… if you please. In some black-rimmed spectacles.

    Mr June - Oh, Mr Tennant would be great right about here… he’s got leather pants, hasn’t he? And with some eyeliner, that would be lovely.

    Mr July - Mr Freeman, you look great in a stripey jumper.

    Mr August - Mr Gorman, all kinds of mysterious, and very dangerous. He looks good in leather, too.

    Mr September - Mr Graves. He’s delightful, white shirts really set off his tan.

    Mr October - Mr Norton. Let him dress himself, because he is so fantastic that he’ll put your stylists to shame.

    Mr November - Mr Fielding. Same goes for him - any stylist would fail miserably if they tried to dress him.

    Mr December - Mr Barrowman. In a Santa hat. And not much else, please. Don’t worry about having to convince him, the man will happily get his kit off for us fangirls.

    Of course, the other option is, of course -

    Mr January - to -December…

    The divine Mr Hiddleston.

    BBC, I will leave this in your capable hands.

     
  2. BBC, darling… we need this

    We need a 12-month calendar with a selection your lovely actors in it.

    We would request the following

    Mr January to be Mr Cumberbatch… in that purple shirt… or his sheet. Your discretion.

    Mr February - Likely Mr Eccleston in that leather jacket.

    Mr March - Mr Scott (of course) in something tailored, he’s rather scrumptious in Westwood… and Reiss.

    Mr April - Mr Smith, of course. In his bow tie. That should do it.

    Mr May - Mr Darvill… if you please. In some black-rimmed spectacles.

    Mr June - Oh, Mr Tennant would be great right about here… he’s got leather pants, hasn’t he? And with some eyeliner, that would be lovely.

    Mr July - Mr Freeman, you look great in a stripey jumper.

    Mr August - Mr Gorman, all kinds of mysterious, and very dangerous. He looks good in leather, too.

    Mr September - Mr Graves. He’s delightful, white shirts really set off his tan.

    Mr October - Mr Norton. Let him dress himself, because he is so fantastic that he’ll put your stylists to shame.

    Mr November - Mr Fielding. Same goes for him - any stylist would fail miserably if they tried to dress him.

    Mr December - Mr Barrowman. In a Santa hat. And not much else, please. Don’t worry about having to convince him, the man will happily get his kit off for us fangirls.

    Of course, the other option is, of course -

    Mr January - to -December…

    The divine Mr Hiddleston.

    BBC, I will leave this in your capable hands.