1. ralkana: fangirlasplosian: previously reblogged smaller version of this pic. this is better. I cannot get over how incredibly phallic those drawer pulls are. They were Clint’s selection and Phil never noticed them until weeks after the cabinet had been placed, filled and used.

    ralkana:

    fangirlasplosian:

    previously reblogged smaller version of this pic. this is better.

    I cannot get over how incredibly phallic those drawer pulls are.

    They were Clint’s selection and Phil never noticed them until weeks after the cabinet had been placed, filled and used.

  2. erindizmo: fangirlsqueee: Clark Gregg made it in People’s Sexiest Men issue! Damn right. So basically, for the coveted 50-year-old slot… He beat out Tom Cruise. \o/

    erindizmo:

    fangirlsqueee:

    Clark Gregg made it in People’s Sexiest Men issue! Damn right.

    So basically, for the coveted 50-year-old slot…

    He beat out Tom Cruise.

    \o/

    • Husband (wandering into the lounge with a fresh glass of Baileys on ive in his hand): So, what are you fan-girling over this time?
    • Me (excited. Very excited.): Clark Gregg is going to be in the pilot of the new SHIELD TV show that Joss is directing!
    • Husband (sips his drink, pauses): You know, this is Joss Whedon we're talking about He could very well bring Coulson back for just the pilot, and then have him like halfway through the first episode have to go to the Tesseract site-
    • Me: NO! HUSBAND NO DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME!
    • Husband: What? I'm just sayi-
    • THEN! SWEET LADY JUSTICE INTERVENES!
    • Husband (raising his glass to his mouth to take another sip, steps forward and the Ginger Thing gets between his feet. Husband stumbles and, from almost six feet up, his glass goes tumbling to the floor! It bounces! AND THERE IS BAILEYS LITERALLY ALL OVER THE LOUNGE ROOM INCLUDING THE COUCH, WALLS AND REFRIGERATOR): Wha-
    • Husband: ...
    • Husband: ...
    • Husband (collapsing onto the floor to be closer to his fallen ice cubes): Cries
  4. randomfatkid: Is it me, or is this just too fucking adorable? 

    randomfatkid:

    Is it me, or is this just too fucking adorable? 

  5. skunkbase1:

    Joss Whedon [The Avengers] had secretly shot a micro-budgeted adaptation of William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing towards the end of last year. Shot in his own home, the cast includes Nathan Fillion, Amy Acker, Alexis Denisof, Fran Kranz, Sean Maher, Ashley Johnson, Tom Lenk +Clark Gregg..

    Shakespeare’s classic comedy gets contemporary spin in Joss Whedon’s stylized adaptation. Shot in just twelve days using the original text, the story of sparring lovers Beatrice [Amy Acker] and Benedick [Alexis Denisof] offers a dark, sexy and occasionally absurd view of the intricate game that is love.

  6. Oh heaven help me. It’s Clark Gregg. On Will & Grace. 

    I swear, he’s just Phil. The dry humour, the jealousy of the glasses that Grace is wearing, the leaning in to smooch Jack and being told ‘no, they don’t know I’m gay here.’

    “Then you must not have spoken or moved.”

    Undercover.

    In a leather jacket. 

    UNF.

  7. johanirae: Clark Gregg offers best summary of Agent Coulson EVER.

    johanirae:

    Clark Gregg offers best summary of Agent Coulson EVER.

  9. ask-agentcoulson:

    Photos by Steve Nash

  10. marielikestodraw:

    Clark Gregg photographed by Steve Nash

    (source)

  11. ajacquelineofalltrades:

    THE Agent of SHIELD

  12. saintsammi:

    Gratuitous Clark Gregg Post (because everyone loves Son of Coul)

  13. Fix-It: a story of some Coulson, some doughnuts, and some fixing.

    erebusodora:

     It was very wise of you to decide to return. (…) There was something inappropriate in your absence.
    - Max Frei, ‘The Volunteers of Eternity’.



    -=VOCABULARY=-

    FIX-IT (fandom term, adj.) - a descriptive epithet for a fan fiction, that fixes something in original, canon version of mentioned events. E.g., fiction can fix marriage, romantic notions, unreleased tension.
    Or even death.
    COULSON EVENT (fact) - also known as Schrödinger Coulson; the only thing in Marvel’s The Avengers you can really spoil.
    DOUGHNUT (noun, specific) - also known as ‘donut’; a type of fried dough confectionery or dessert food. Symbolizes peaceful eternity in its sweetest form. Fondly associated with better side of Jörmungandr in some religions.

    Cover | Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4
    Page 5 | Page 6 | Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9
    Page 10 | Page 11 | Page 12 | Page 13 | Credits  

    Worked on this for nearly a month, on my own, after the working hours; still, I hope my lack of time didn’t have way too much influence on the quality of the finished story… 
    Anyway.
    I feel like I need to mention my working soundtrack.
    These songs truly helped me in painting this))

    Nina Hagen, “Right On Time” [listen here]
    The National, “Mistaken For Strangers” [listen here]
    Esben and the Witch, “Marching Song” [listen here]
    Abney Park, “Evil Man” [listen here]
    Katzenjammer, “Land Of Confusion” [listen here] 
    Soul Coughing, “Unmarked Helicopters” [listen here] 
    Tom Waits, “New Coat Of Paint” [listen here]

  14. ishipdestielbecauseofreasons:

    i think they’re ready for next year’s Brazilian carnival

    it had to be done, so sorry!!!

    source [x] & [x]

  15. andwebegin:

     agent coulson & barton in a mission.

    parallel to this.


    “target in sight.”

    “roger that, boss.”

    a pause. “where are you, agent?”

    “…somewhere.”

    phil sighs. “i need you with me when i introduce myself to our target.”

    “oh right, gay couple, happily married. i’m coming right up.”

    —-

    “…uhm, phil?”

    “yes?”

    “i think i lost my fake wedding ring.”

    —-

    “when this is all over, do you want to have coffee?”

    “are you sure this is the right time to be asking that?” phil huffs.

    clint sidesteps a punch as he glances over his shoulder. “please, they are amateurs. so?”

    it’s the truth. ten minutes into the fight and they are the only ones standing. “fine, only after this mission is over.”

    —-

    clint laughs outright. “so you’re telling me that you put down two armed robbers with a bag of flour?”

    “somewhat.”

    he grins. “never ever judge a man by his suit.”

    “i’ll drink to that.”

About me

Mid-late twenties Eastern Time Zone (GMT +10) Australian female who tends to steal Husband’s clothes.

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Just so you’re aware, I'm a new mama as of April 20th, so there will be posts about baby related stuff, though I’ll try and keep those to a minimum because this is, really, a random fandom blog at its’ heart.

In the state of mind, it’s my own private suicide.

I don’t blame you for being you.

No, it’s not the last time, ‘cause I’ll never say no to you.

All night, hearing voices telling me that I should get some sleep.

Want to know anything else? There’s an ask box up there for that.

--Anna

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