1. also is it just me or was Clark Gregg with his shirt unbuttoned and tie loose towards the end of that second episode of SHIELD the sexiest thing to ever be sexy, like, ever?

     
  2. ralkana:

fangirlasplosian:

previously reblogged smaller version of this pic. this is better.

I cannot get over how incredibly phallic those drawer pulls are.

They were Clint’s selection and Phil never noticed them until weeks after the cabinet had been placed, filled and used.

    ralkana:

    fangirlasplosian:

    previously reblogged smaller version of this pic. this is better.

    I cannot get over how incredibly phallic those drawer pulls are.

    They were Clint’s selection and Phil never noticed them until weeks after the cabinet had been placed, filled and used.

     
  3. 12:58 15th Nov 2012

    Notes: 851

    Reblogged from erindizmo

    Tags: clark greggSO AWESOME

    erindizmo:

fangirlsqueee:

Clark Gregg made it in People’s Sexiest Men issue! Damn right.

So basically, for the coveted 50-year-old slot…
He beat out Tom Cruise.
\o/

    erindizmo:

    fangirlsqueee:

    Clark Gregg made it in People’s Sexiest Men issue! Damn right.

    So basically, for the coveted 50-year-old slot…

    He beat out Tom Cruise.

    \o/

    (Source: twitter.com)

     
    1. Husband (wandering into the lounge with a fresh glass of Baileys on ive in his hand): So, what are you fan-girling over this time?
    2. Me (excited. Very excited.): Clark Gregg is going to be in the pilot of the new SHIELD TV show that Joss is directing!
    3. Husband (sips his drink, pauses): You know, this is Joss Whedon we're talking about He could very well bring Coulson back for just the pilot, and then have him like halfway through the first episode have to go to the Tesseract site-
    4. Me: NO! HUSBAND NO DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME!
    5. Husband: What? I'm just sayi-
    6. THEN! SWEET LADY JUSTICE INTERVENES!
    7. Husband (raising his glass to his mouth to take another sip, steps forward and the Ginger Thing gets between his feet. Husband stumbles and, from almost six feet up, his glass goes tumbling to the floor! It bounces! AND THERE IS BAILEYS LITERALLY ALL OVER THE LOUNGE ROOM INCLUDING THE COUCH, WALLS AND REFRIGERATOR): Wha-
    8. Husband: ...
    9. Husband: ...
    10. Husband (collapsing onto the floor to be closer to his fallen ice cubes): Cries
     
  4. randomfatkid:

Is it me, or is this just too fucking adorable? 

    randomfatkid:

    Is it me, or is this just too fucking adorable? 

     
  5. skunkbase1:

    Joss Whedon [The Avengers] had secretly shot a micro-budgeted adaptation of William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing towards the end of last year. Shot in his own home, the cast includes Nathan Fillion, Amy Acker, Alexis Denisof, Fran Kranz, Sean Maher, Ashley Johnson, Tom Lenk +Clark Gregg..

    Shakespeare’s classic comedy gets contemporary spin in Joss Whedon’s stylized adaptation. Shot in just twelve days using the original text, the story of sparring lovers Beatrice [Amy Acker] and Benedick [Alexis Denisof] offers a dark, sexy and occasionally absurd view of the intricate game that is love.

     
  6. Oh heaven help me. It’s Clark Gregg. On Will & Grace. 

    I swear, he’s just Phil. The dry humour, the jealousy of the glasses that Grace is wearing, the leaning in to smooch Jack and being told ‘no, they don’t know I’m gay here.’

    "Then you must not have spoken or moved."

    Undercover.

    In a leather jacket. 

    UNF.

     
  7. image: Download

    johanirae:

Clark Gregg offers best summary of Agent Coulson EVER.

    johanirae:

    Clark Gregg offers best summary of Agent Coulson EVER.

     
  8. (Source: guigodelano)

     
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  10. marielikestodraw:

    Clark Gregg photographed by Steve Nash

    (source)

     
  11. ajacquelineofalltrades:

    THE Agent of SHIELD

    (Source: paralysedbeaver)

     
  12. saintsammi:

    Gratuitous Clark Gregg Post (because everyone loves Son of Coul)

     
  13. Fix-It: a story of some Coulson, some doughnuts, and some fixing.

    erebusodora:

     It was very wise of you to decide to return. (…) There was something inappropriate in your absence.
    - Max Frei, ‘The Volunteers of Eternity’.



    -=VOCABULARY=-

    FIX-IT (fandom term, adj.) - a descriptive epithet for a fan fiction, that fixes something in original, canon version of mentioned events. E.g., fiction can fix marriage, romantic notions, unreleased tension.
    Or even death.
    COULSON EVENT (fact) - also known as Schrödinger Coulson; the only thing in Marvel’s The Avengers you can really spoil.
    DOUGHNUT (noun, specific) - also known as ‘donut’; a type of fried dough confectionery or dessert food. Symbolizes peaceful eternity in its sweetest form. Fondly associated with better side of Jörmungandr in some religions.

    Cover | Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4
    Page 5 | Page 6 | Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9
    Page 10 | Page 11 | Page 12 | Page 13 | Credits  

    Worked on this for nearly a month, on my own, after the working hours; still, I hope my lack of time didn’t have way too much influence on the quality of the finished story… 
    Anyway.
    I feel like I need to mention my working soundtrack.
    These songs truly helped me in painting this))

    Nina Hagen, “Right On Time” [listen here]
    The National, “Mistaken For Strangers” [listen here]
    Esben and the Witch, “Marching Song” [listen here]
    Abney Park, “Evil Man” [listen here]
    Katzenjammer, “Land Of Confusion” [listen here
    Soul Coughing, “Unmarked Helicopters” [listen here
    Tom Waits, “New Coat Of Paint” [listen here]

     
  14. ishipdestielbecauseofreasons:

    i think they’re ready for next year’s Brazilian carnival

    it had to be done, so sorry!!!

    source [x] & [x]