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mad-madam-m:

bleep0bleep:

badwolfbadwolff:

I’ve found the name of Peter Hale’s gay werewolf pornography website.

OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT A WEREWOLF HOOTERS-TYPE RESTAURANT IN A WEREWOLVES ARE KNOWN SOCIETY 
PETER OPENS UP THIS SLEAZY DIVE JOINT FAMOUS FOR ITS GIANT PRETZEL KNOTS HURR HURR HURR 
DEREK IS ONE OF THE LONG SUFFERING WAITERS 


This is totally where Stiles spends his 21st birthday, isn’t it.

Derek hates this job, hates the fact that the summer before he starts his grad program that he’s so strapped for cash he’s willing to stoop to Peter’s level and cater to the the werewolf-fetishizing crowd. It’s demeaning and awful and if Derek never has to look at a giant pretzel again it’ll be too soon.
Unfortunately he makes amazing tips. 
Derek just has to stick it out for three more weeks. 
Tonight the crowd is pretty rowdy, and Derek sighs, tugging on the tight black bootyshorts that is his uniform, adjusts the white “shirt” links and straightens his bow tie. His chest is still stinging from yesterday’s wax job, and Derek can’t wait for the summer to be over and he can start growing out his chest hair again. 
There’s a group heartily drunk over getting seated in his section already, having started off at the bar while they were waiting for a table. They all cheer and hoot when Derek approaches them, and there’s a guy wearing the silly paper crown that says “HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY” sitting with his back to Derek.
"How are you all doing tonight?" Derek asks. 
"Celebrating!" The floppy-haired one with the uneven jawline in the corner says, waving his hands in the air. "It’s Stiles’ birthday! You guys do, like a special thing for birthday guests right?" 
The pretty brunette girl next to him punches him in the shoulder and laughs. “Shut up, Scott, you know the birthday lap dance thing is just a rumor, it’s not a real thing.” 
Derek bites his lip and forces himself to laugh. “What can I get for you guys today?” 
They’re a happy group, and Derek takes down their drinks and orders of the garlic and pizza knot pretzels. He gets to the birthday boy last, who turns around to face Derek with a grin as his eyes trail up Derek’s bare torso.
Oh.
He’s really cute. 
"So how wet is the glazed knot?" he—Stiles, the other guy said— asks, licking his lips. "I mean, I want the full knot experience but I don’t want it too wet, but you know, just enough. I mean, will I be really full if I order it all for myself?" 
"Have you had a knot before?" Derek asks, throat a little dry.
"Nope," Stiles says, popping the p with his lips. "I’m kind of excited about it. Think I can take the whole thing?"
"Ye—yeah," Derek says.
"I was a little worried, but I feel a lot better about it now," Stiles says, and there’s a wink. "As long as you’re the one giving it to me."  

    bleep0bleep:

    mad-madam-m:

    bleep0bleep:

    badwolfbadwolff:

    I’ve found the name of Peter Hale’s gay werewolf pornography website.

    OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT A WEREWOLF HOOTERS-TYPE RESTAURANT IN A WEREWOLVES ARE KNOWN SOCIETY 

    PETER OPENS UP THIS SLEAZY DIVE JOINT FAMOUS FOR ITS GIANT PRETZEL KNOTS HURR HURR HURR 

    DEREK IS ONE OF THE LONG SUFFERING WAITERS 

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    This is totally where Stiles spends his 21st birthday, isn’t it.

    Derek hates this job, hates the fact that the summer before he starts his grad program that he’s so strapped for cash he’s willing to stoop to Peter’s level and cater to the the werewolf-fetishizing crowd. It’s demeaning and awful and if Derek never has to look at a giant pretzel again it’ll be too soon.

    Unfortunately he makes amazing tips. 

    Derek just has to stick it out for three more weeks. 

    Tonight the crowd is pretty rowdy, and Derek sighs, tugging on the tight black bootyshorts that is his uniform, adjusts the white “shirt” links and straightens his bow tie. His chest is still stinging from yesterday’s wax job, and Derek can’t wait for the summer to be over and he can start growing out his chest hair again. 

    There’s a group heartily drunk over getting seated in his section already, having started off at the bar while they were waiting for a table. They all cheer and hoot when Derek approaches them, and there’s a guy wearing the silly paper crown that says “HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY” sitting with his back to Derek.

    "How are you all doing tonight?" Derek asks. 

    "Celebrating!" The floppy-haired one with the uneven jawline in the corner says, waving his hands in the air. "It’s Stiles’ birthday! You guys do, like a special thing for birthday guests right?" 

    The pretty brunette girl next to him punches him in the shoulder and laughs. “Shut up, Scott, you know the birthday lap dance thing is just a rumor, it’s not a real thing.” 

    Derek bites his lip and forces himself to laugh. “What can I get for you guys today?” 

    They’re a happy group, and Derek takes down their drinks and orders of the garlic and pizza knot pretzels. He gets to the birthday boy last, who turns around to face Derek with a grin as his eyes trail up Derek’s bare torso.

    Oh.

    He’s really cute. 

    "So how wet is the glazed knot?" he—Stiles, the other guy said— asks, licking his lips. "I mean, I want the full knot experience but I don’t want it too wet, but you know, just enough. I mean, will I be really full if I order it all for myself?" 

    "Have you had a knot before?" Derek asks, throat a little dry.

    "Nope," Stiles says, popping the p with his lips. "I’m kind of excited about it. Think I can take the whole thing?"

    "Ye—yeah," Derek says.

    "I was a little worried, but I feel a lot better about it now," Stiles says, and there’s a wink. "As long as you’re the one giving it to me."  

     
  2. timelordy-teganbreann:

benedictsbitch:

Ooh, the boots….

Ooh, the man…

    timelordy-teganbreann:

    benedictsbitch:

    Ooh, the boots….

    Ooh, the man…

    (Source: kirstinjhill)

     
  3. lmnpnch:

15 / 20 pictures of Jeremy Renner

    lmnpnch:

    15 / 20 pictures of Jeremy Renner

     
  4. tattooedsoul:

    HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW GOOD HE LOOKS! Stills from the new season of White Collar. Matthew Bomer, your hotness gives me orgasms without even trying.

     
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    takhesismonster:

“You’ve never looked more beatiful, darling.”
I only don’t love more Dandy!Charles because there is Dragneto.

    takhesismonster:

    “You’ve never looked more beatiful, darling.”

    I only don’t love more Dandy!Charles because there is Dragneto.

    (Source: takhesiz)

     
  7. timelordy-teganbreann:

    Abercrombie & Fitch [Aug 2003]

    fUCK OFF

     
  8. (Source: hawwkette)

     
  9. (Source: black-nata)

     
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    memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: knockout-doll
To the individual that sparked the prank war between Agent Barton and Mr. Stark: Your name has been given to Agent Romanoff. Good luck.]

    memosfromfury:

    [Submitted by: knockout-doll

    To the individual that sparked the prank war between Agent Barton and Mr. Stark: Your name has been given to Agent Romanoff. Good luck.]

     
  11. If you say Jeremy Renner is ugly and don’t know how to act, I will ask him to hunt you down and beat the crap out of you.

    theavengersimagine:

    Lol. Im joking. Jeremy Renner? Do that? Please. He’s like your cat. Innocent.

    But way way more naughty.

    But that’s good, cuhs he’s one sexy motherfucker. So your argument is invalid.

    Well, what can you do, Jeremy? You were born that way

    See, even Jeremy agrees with me ;) 

     
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  13. Barton and Wilson: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 

    “What happened to ‘I think he’s insane but I kind of like him?’”

    “I had to listen to a very long and detailed lecture on the merits of duct tape.”

     
  14. 23:08 21st May 2012

    Notes: 33710

    Reblogged from tegansenpai

    Tags: prettieswantdear god

    PRETTIES.

    PRETTIES.

     
  15. Domestic Avengers; in which Natasha loses a bet to Steve and is forced to dress up patriotically.

    (Source: nromanova)